Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Dear Soulja Boy

If it's all the same to you, I'd really rather not "kiss you thru the phone".

If it's one of those chunky old-school red efforts like Batman used to have, however, I would be quite up for clocking you over the head with it until no more words escape your worthless body.


PS - Even a cursory glance at those shades yields the conclusion that you've blatantly scribbled your name on there in Tippex. Not quite the image of the super-bling "playa" you're trying to project, one suspects.

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