Wednesday, 6 August 2008

Dear Kanye West

Tried a pair of them glasses of yours on the other day. You can't fucking see anything out of the bastards.

Take them off, you twunt. You look like a right jeb-end.


PS - Your faux-mockney "rap" on American Boy makes Dick Van Dyke sound like Del-Boy Trotter, and your sampling's getting well lazy. Do better.