Voluntarily handing back half your annual pension, 'Sir'? Oh, what a fucking legend.
Truly, we must have all misjudged you. Just the £342,500 a year now, is it? Plus the tax-free £2.7 million snagged at the start?
Man of the hour. Humanitarian of the decade. Get the Nobel-fucking-Prize judges on the phone.
Stay in France; don't ever come back; and, most important of all - DROP DEAD, FRED you WHOPPING COLOSSACUNT.
Regards are too good for you.