Monday, 2 November 2009

Dear Major News Media Outlets

Not even however-many-pitiful-characters it is go into your average Tweet could summarise how painfully little I give a fuck about Stephen Fry, Twitter or the tawdry, ongoing love affair between the two.


Stephen - just so you know, this latest absolute non-event is the "wisteria" you were railing so smugly against during the Expenses Scandal. Choke on it.


PS - Not wanting to be, like, mean and shit, Steve, but I seriously hope you read this and it makes you either cry, micro-blog about it or fuck off to France on a ferry for two weeks. Actually, scratch the last one, as we'd then have to read all about the sorry affair, before hailing the conquering hero on his "triumphant" return to the world of social media.