Monday 2 November 2009

Dear Major News Media Outlets

Not even however-many-pitiful-characters it is go into your average Tweet could summarise how painfully little I give a fuck about Stephen Fry, Twitter or the tawdry, ongoing love affair between the two. STOP FUCKING REPORTING IT.

 Stephen - just so you know, this latest absolute non-event is the "wisteria" you were railing so smugly against during the Expenses Scandal. Choke on it.

Regards,
Davis.