Thursday 6 August 2009

Dear Peter Andre and Jordan - sorry, "Katie" (II)


SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING FUCK UP, THE PAIR OF YOU.


"She said this!"
"He did that!"

The only people who give even the slightest dribbly shit are you, and idiots. QED.

Regards,
Davis.

Dear "Gadget Lovers"


FYI - 

gadget
 [noun]: Expensive, overwrought piece of pointless shit that you JUST DON'T NEED.


Regards,
Davis.