Wednesday 22 July 2009

Dear Madonna

Perhaps while attempting to erect your no doubt massively-overblown stage, those fallen technicians of yours failed to properly get their rivets "into the groove".
 
 Thanks very much, I'll be here all week! 

Regards, 
Davis. 

PS - Put some fucking trousers on, for God's sake. You're a 75-year-old mother of two.