Sunday, 14 December 2008

Dear Steve Guttenberg, Tom Selleck, Ted Danson

Rumour has it you're hawking a script around for a third installment of the Three Men franchise, tentatively titled Three Men and a Bride. I cannot emphasise firmly enough what a poor idea this is, or indeed how few people will give a shit.

That said, if Robin's grown up to be a steaming hottie and it's a creepy sex farce about three aging bachelors battling it out for one last crack at her before she trots up the aisle, I for one will be first in line. Call me a sick fuck, but a climactic spit-roast in which you all realise your deep-seated love for one another would be a surefire Oscar bet round these parts.

Hopeful regards,