Monday, 21 September 2009

Dear Movie Studios, DVD Manufacturers

Can someone explain to me which happy-clappy, recession-baiting Prozac-head is responsible for stickering half the UK's current DVD releases with this bullshit...?

I wouldn't mind so much, but earlier on in Sainsbury's I saw one on a copy of Philadelphia. PHILADELPHIA! The man dies of AIDS! Right at the end! After wasting away in a hospital bed! It's like it's his punishment for being gay!

I guess what I'm saying is: could you shit off, please? If I wanted to feel good, I'd have a wank. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with In the Company of Men. Feel misanthropic! FEEL BAD!