Saturday, 20 June 2009

Dear Steve Jobs

I can honestly put my hand on my heart and say that I have never cared less about any one thing in this life than the headline "news" that you've apparently had to have a liver transplant.

Live, dead, ailing, buoyant - you'll always be nothing more than bearded corporate scum to me.


PS - There is however a particularly satisfying irony in the fact that an Apple a day has apparently done absolutely shit-all to keep the doctor away. All the best.