Monday, 22 June 2009

Dear Fred Goodwin

Voluntarily handing back half your annual pension, 'Sir'? Oh, what a fucking legend.

Truly, we must have all misjudged you. Just the £342,500 a year now, is it? Plus the tax-free £2.7 million snagged at the start?

Man of the hour. Humanitarian of the decade. Get the Nobel-fucking-Prize judges on the phone.

Stay in France; don't ever come back; and, most important of all - DROP DEAD, FRED you WHOPPING COLOSSACUNT.

Regards are too good for you.


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