Monday, 22 February 2010

Dear Musicians, Writers, Filmmakers Based in New York

Do you think you can give it a rest and stop wanking on about how amazing New York is for a while? I live in Britain and it's absolutely fucking shit.

All the best,

PS - No, really, it can't be that good if someone decided it needed remodeling with a couple of planes.


Courts! said...

When I moved to New York, I remember thinking how you would think it was an absolute fucking slum.

Davis McLelland said...

I'm still holding out hope that Alicia Keys will see sense and re-record 'Empire State of Mind' with the lyrics: "In Nooooo Yaaaaawk... I've just wandered into a gang rape / I think that I'm fucked, mate..."