Monday, 26 October 2009

Dear Cheryl Cole

CONGRATULATIONS on your first ever solo Number 1!

Wowee zowee! And to think, all you had to do was make one TV appearance... during the show you're already on! I can only imagine how satisfying the pay-off for all that hard work must feel!

God, isn't the music industry great?


PS - I suppose that song does have one thing going for it, though: at least it wasn't written by that bleating cunt Ryan Tedder.

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