Friday, 1 August 2008

Dear Jordan (sorry - 'Katie')

I was deeply saddened to hear about your enforced exclusion from a prestigious polo event. I imagine it must have been an absolutely shattering blow, a bit like finding out you've lost a loved one in combat or looking into the toilet bowl to find you're pissing blood.

However, I have to make one slight correction to your heartfelt plea for social equality. When you say that "It's pure snobbery. However good a horsewoman I am, I'm also a glamour model. That embarrassed them", I beg to differ. It's because you're an absolute fucking twat, mate.

Heartfelt regards,

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