Thursday, 21 May 2009

Dear Kate Winslet

Would you be awfully offended if I bazzed a sticky load over your bounteous cajungas?

You can pretend it's the contents of a shampoo bottle if that makes the prospect any more palatable. However, I should warn you that I may not be able to fight the urge to blurt " - It's not a shampoo bottle now...!" as soon as the moment passes.

Sincere, priapic, thigh-rubbing regards,