Dear Leader of Roman Catholics in England and Wales Archbishop Vincent Nichols

Well, a MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS to you too, you miserable cunt!

- Seriously, aren't there other slightly more trifling matters you should be concerning yourself with today?

Peace on earth, and goodwill towards all men... unless, of course, they happen to like other men. Jesus would be utterly ashamed of you (well, I imagine he would be if he hadn't been dead for centuries, anyway).

What an absolute, 24-carat, grade-A megabastard.

Festive fucking regards,
Davis.