Dear Internet

I was highly moved by your latest viral video sensation, the heartwarming story of a virtually catatonic old man in a nursing home who is finally brought out of his shell by listening to a selection of his favourite music through an iPod.

It's in that spirit that I decided to craft my own version, which details what I think we all know he was actually listening to...

"Religious" music, indeed. 'Head' would be proud.

- See you in hell, then! (Again...)
Regards,Davis.