Dear Harry Potter fans, Harry Potter creators, Harry Potter marketers

Is it over yet? Fucking hell. Please let it be over. I don't think I can take another week of having the following conversation for the 5,000,000th time in the last decade -

SQUEALING FAN: "Have you seen the new Harry Potter film yet?"
RATIONAL ADULT: "No."
SQUEALING FAN: "Why not?!"
RATIONAL ADULT: "I'm not 10."
SQUEALING FAN: "Have you read the book though?"
RATIONAL ADULT: "No."
SQUEALING FAN: "Why not?!"
RATIONAL ADULT: "I'm not 10."

- I could go on. God knows, you all have for long enough.


Exasperated regards,
Davis.

PS - Get a bra would you, Jo? And stop crying every five seconds - you're a grown woman, for fuck's sake, and it's not even real.