Dear Gordon Brown

I surely can't be alone in enjoying the fact that you've just had to beg a woman named 'Duffy' for mercy.

I thank yow...

Regards,
Davis.

PS - Seriously though, love, if you change your vote now over this after 60 years of party loyalty, that just makes you a colossal dipstick. If that awful cunt Cameron slagged me off while I wasn't listening, I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised. In fact, I'd enjoy it all the more for the fact that it would then give me the opportunity to present him with this:


Best.