What? WHAT? You're splitting up?! You mean there... won't be any more docudramas? No more nauseatingly tacky OK! cover-spreads? No rallying point around which the world's idiots can congregate to formulate perceptions of that one true love?
(Beat, throwing arms to sky):
- WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!
OH! OH! OH GOD! NO! Say it ain't...
- WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!
I... I... I can't even find the strength to go on, and it...
- WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!
Regards,
Davis.
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