The Davis McLelland Letters

One man's heroic struggle to stay afloat in this steaming mire of shit.

Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Dear Record Store Day

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It’s been a while since anything was able to rouse me from my bile-induced coma, but spring has awakened and I finally feel the urge to...
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Wednesday, 16 January 2013

Dear John McClane

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I present, for your consideration, today's main News and Entertainment headlines from the BBC News homepage. ...Co...
Saturday, 29 December 2012

Dear World (V)

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I suppose that if there's a modicum of good news to be extrapolated from this headline -   - it's the comforting th...
Tuesday, 25 December 2012

Dear Leader of Roman Catholics in England and Wales Archbishop Vincent Nichols

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Well, a MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS to you too, you miserable cunt! - Seriously, aren't there other slightly more trifling matters yo...
Sunday, 14 October 2012

Dear Headline Writers, News Perusers, Bored People

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I've come up with an absolute belter of a game you can all play at home, entitled Punctuate The News . The concept is simple: take an e...

Dear All

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It might be too soon to call at this stage, but I think I may have just solved two of music's longest-running mysteries. Regards, Da...
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Sunday, 7 October 2012

Dear Glastongoers

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Congratulations on bagging your tickets to next year's prestigious event! Advance registrations have sold out in record time once agai...
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