Saturday, 27 February 2010

Dear Cheryl Cole (II)

Hey, great news! I've found a female friend of mine who hasn't fucked your husband!


Now, she's prepared to not do it, but only on the strict proviso that you're willing to end your life as soon as possible.

- No? Oh, well. Fucky-sucky-Ashley it is, then.

Regards,
Davis.

1 comment:

Davis McLelland said...

I just tried linking this to my Mum on Facebook, and the two words it came out with as the Security Phrase were "major bedstead". Enjoyable.