How about knocking this shit off for just five fucking minutes?!
I mean, I'm all for a bit of mindless retaliation when some jeb-end's dog takes a crap on your lawn, but talk about a thousand-buck punishment for a fifty-cent crime. No wonder they all hate your ass - your answer to even the slightest provocation seems to be to strap on a grenade-launcher and have yourselves a time. It's not even like you do it with grace and style like Judge Reinhold in Beverly Hills Cop II. You're the fucking T-1000.
I seem to have digressed somewhat.
Vaguely political regards,