The ongoing car-wreck that is Kerry Katona's methodical devolution into a burbling, quivering mound of brain-mush is NOT NEWS. Please stop treating it as such.
That said, if she goes down for assault after (allegedly) clattering an accountant, the first one to use "Mum's Gone to Holloway" as their lead headline gets my sternest nod of approval.
PS - You can stop it with that cunt Jordan, too. She'd lacerate her tits with a screwdriver if she thought it'd get on the front page.