Thursday, 24 July 2008

Dear C.E.X.

I, too, "love recycling".

What I might love more, however, is being able to actually purchase an item in your store without it inevitably being deemed "not there" by some slack-jawed emo fucktard upon reaching the counter.

I appreciate that you have a Dipstick-Only hiring policy to uphold, so I'd like to suggest the creation of a filing system with at least some vague semblance of order. That way it might be able to operate in tandem with your sales assistants' ongoing agenda of fiddling with their iPods, arguing about the latest New Found Glory record or shouting "Durrr, Sharon!" at one another behind the till.

Maybe look to the Nazis for inspiration. I hear they were quite efficient.